/yoink
warning
Yoinking is a risky activity that can result in fines. Proceed with caution!
Attempt to steal zonki dollars from another player's wallet. Success brings rewards, but getting caught results in fines.
Use /yoink user to target a specific player.
Requirements
- Minimum wallet balance: 5,000 Z$ to attempt a yoink
- Cooldown: 30 minutes between attempts
- Target: Any player with money in their wallet
Success Rate
- 25% chance to successfully steal money
- 75% chance to fail (caught, escaped, or target empty)
Rewards (When Successful)
Stolen amount is based on target's wallet balance only (not their bank):
| Probability | Percentage Stolen | Rarity |
|---|---|---|
| 60% | 1-3% | Common |
| 25% | 4-7% | Uncommon |
| 12% | 8-12% | Rare |
| 3% | 13-15% | Super Rare |
- Minimum steal: 1,000 Z$
- Maximum steal: Target's entire wallet balance
- Edge case: If target has less than 1,000 Z$, you steal their entire wallet
Punishment System
When your yoink fails, there's a 25% chance you'll be caught and fined:
Fine Calculation
- Based on your total wealth (wallet + bank combined)
- 0.5-1.0% of your total wealth
- Maximum fine: 5,000 Z$ (hard cap)
- Payment order: Taken from wallet first, then bank if insufficient
Protection Strategy
- Banking: Deposit money in your bank to protect it from being stolen (only wallet funds can be stolen)
- Note: Bank deposits do NOT protect you from punishment fines - fines are calculated on your total wealth
